Can You Survive Homework?

You’re weary of the little thing that warps the spine and destroys your ability to feel joy. You begin to think that maybe you could work from home and do freelancing. You write pretty decently so maybe you could become a pen-for-hire and spend all day writing about Zippo lighters. If that does not pan out, there is always eBay. You know for a fact many buyers are on the look-out for a personalized Zippo. That’s a business opportunity right there – you could become an entrepreneur and market military zippo lighters.

But wait just a New York minute! Give that resignation more thought. It’s not easy to find work in the Big Apple – are you sure you want to give up yours? Before you resign, why not take the time to weigh the pros and cons of your plan?

Advantage: You can work in your pajamas.
Drawback: You lose all your styling chops – which is not much to begin with.

Advantage: You don’t have to get your hair done or wear makeup.
Drawback: You are more likely to suffer a coronary every time you glimpse that wild-haired person in the mirror.

Advantage: You save on fuel because you only need to commute from your bedroom to your computer.
Drawback: Days pass before you discover the car battery is deader than a doornail. And of course, you had to find this out on the one day you have an appointment you can’t afford to miss.

Advantage: You do not have to clean your desk.
Drawback: Nobody will clean your desk either.

Advantage: You can go on vacation any day you want.
Drawback: There’s no one to fill in for you while you go on vacation, so you’re left with only two options: you shut your business for the time being or you do not go on vacation.

Advantage: You can talk as loud as you want.
Drawback: You have no one to talk to so you talk to your flowers. The neighbor hears you, decides you’re loony, and promptly spreads the word.

Advantage: There is no need to call in sick.
Drawback: You cannot call in sick.

Now you know – working from home has both pros and cons. Do you still want to be a writer or make a living auctioning military Zippo lighters? Your career, your call.

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